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I was recently asked to be a "senior advisor" for a board to oversee the development of a technology that claims to use "quantum-AI driven cyber threat detection." I told them if they added just one more buzzword -- like "blockchain" -- to the description, then I'd consider it (no way in hell).
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gibeath
gibeath
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send them my way. 😇 I'll tell them what fucking dipshits they are for free and they'll come away thinking I paid em a compliment
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Alex Ivanovs
Alex Ivanovs
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As long as it will be deployed on Web 3 De-Fi IPFS protocol that routes through numerous planets across the star system.
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Arniepix
Arniepix
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They should also include something like probiotic.
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wiredog
wiredog
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We use quantum-AI driven cyber threat detection on the blockchain to detect threats, from cybers.
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Matthew Martin ☑
Matthew Martin ☑
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quantum-AI driven cyber blockchain ponzi vaporware project
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Todd Knarr
Todd Knarr
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Someone's trying to win the bingo game. 😀 Might be a nice easy gig though. Every time they ask, advise them that they need to integrate $buzzword-of-the-week into it. Easy paycheck for you, you keep a bunch of developers in beer and skittles, and keeping the tech in perpetual development protects the general public from it.
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gibeath
gibeath
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What really gets my goat is that it's just bad business. I honestly think the best answer here is to sit with a blank expression and ask. so what problem does it solve for a customer? over and over until they get it
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Tito Swineflu
Tito Swineflu
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To be senior, wouldn't you need at least 8 years of experience in quantum-AI driven cyber threat detection?
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Gilgwath
Gilgwath
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What does quantum-ai run on? Self-scintillating reverse phase quartz array?
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WhatCouldPossiblyHappen
WhatCouldPossiblyHappen
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lame! You're right to reject them. If it's not "next generation" don't even consider it.
Who wants to advise people on the old stuff?
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SpaceLifeForm
SpaceLifeForm
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The pitch does read like something an AI would come with.

If real people, you have to wonder what they are smoking.

#AI #Insanity #Hallucination

#AI #insanity #hallucination
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BrianKrebs
BrianKrebs
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BTW I am not on any boards and don't want to be, thanks.
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Wayne Werner
Wayne Werner
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Not even for a Quantum-AI NFT cyber blockchain threat ML 10x rockstar ninja programmer?
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Samofhearts
Samofhearts
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it's never to late to learn a new active hobby. Skateboarding and surfing are both great reasons to be on a board.
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Oggie
Oggie
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And now I want to make a dystopian buzzword bingo game.

Takes all these nonsense words and distributes cards to friends, and scans press releases in a set order and see who wins first.

Hey, remember the 'information superhighway'?

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