#News tickerModel too fat for H&M jumps from slightly tilted windowmore news +++ Doesn't make cents: coiner prints banknotes +++ +++ Can't stand on its own: bicycle is two tired +++ +++ A flat, Major! General orders apartment and tonality for military music +++ +++ Chinese: Asian girl doesn't say a word to her uncle +++ +++ Got the No-bell prize: inventor of the door knocker awarded +++ +++ In Seine: mentally ill Frenchman drowns himself +++
