Is there anywhere I can buy a *hand-painted* painting of a #BSOD?

Not looking for something just printed on canvas. A literal human applying paint onto a service.

UK / EU ideally. Further afield if shipping isn't too high.

(I can't find anything that doesn't reek of CGI.)

There's a certain irony in a cyber security company accidentally deploying the most effective cyber attack we've seen in recent memory.

#crowdstrike #bsod